My own undressing bores me but it does not bore you. There is an economics to this. Heliotrope: the staging of a pre-dawn field. Little
footsteps—4am—an even snow. Somewhere a daughter is
abjected. It must go on record that such occurrences take place, disproportionately, at
the centre of a field. That said, there are fields we can choose from. In one
she has frozen to death. [Paradoxical undressing: a phenomenon [frequently seen in cases of lethal hypoth [ermia in which, shortly before death, ind [ividuals will remove all or most of their c [lothing. Because of this, exposure casual [ties are often misidentified as victims of [a violent crime. Another: plastic
forks. It is not unusual to dredge one’s hands through layer upon layer of unspeakable whiteness and find something other
than wheat. To snap the prongs from a brittler frame. To hold them in one’s mouth. The final field
is printless. Bare. She melts it inside-out.
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This is my favourite one of these I’ve done! Gift for a friend, a tyrannotaur made from plastic toys. Experimenting with using a mixture of cornstarch and PVA glue to fill in the gaps.
I am the friend and I stubbornly call it a centaursaurus because death of the author and she lives at my house
so anyway I just turned around to admire my centaursaurus and… something seems different
There are two sides to every coin and sometimes you can’t
show the internet both sides bc you need to wait until the friend you gave the
first side to has it in their house and then swap the second side with it and
see how long it takes them to notice (several days) but here’s the tyrannotaur
and the dinosorse together pals for life
Suzanne MacDonald, a York University psychologist who studies urban raccoons, was similarly gripped, but she wasn’t worried. Why? Because raccoons — as their black masks might suggest — have “quite a few superpowers,” she explained not long after the drama ended Wednesday morning. The most obvious of those talents: a crack climbing ability.
The furry carnivores, which are native to North America and have thrived in its cities, possess limbs with great strength and five-toed paws with long claws and immense dexterity. Those allow the animals to break open clams and trash bins, and to scale construction cranes, chimneys and soaring trees. Their hind feet can rotate 180 degrees for easy descent. Vertigo almost certainly doesn’t afflict them.
“Their dexterity is really remarkable,” said Sarah Benson-Amram, a University of Wyoming assistant professor who runs a lab that studies raccoon cognition. “If you watch videos of raccoons in the wild, you see moms carrying kits in their mouths, climbing up really tall trees with arms outstretched around the trunk, working their way up.”
so how about that guardian idiot thinking there was a part in 1984 about tiny trains
wtf? Far was this?
twitter user pixelatedboat posted a joke 1984 quote and some idiot from the guardian thought it was real and actually quoted it in their article that they got paid too much to write