we were discussing what classes we might have in the future and a 1st grade friend said “i wish we had a class where we just hunted for seeds.” and i said “during every class? every week?” and he said “every day.” and i said “hunting for seeds every day” and he said “not every day. every day of the week, and party on the weekends.”
Hex Girls from Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost(1999).
every damb day im thinking about the hex girls, they made me lesbian
oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil
the other week i picked up my cat and kind of bounced him around in my arm singing “you’re the top! you’re the tower of pisa….you’re the smile on the mona lisa” and my roommate looked at me with such genuine wonder in her eyes, like a child who is just discovering rhymes, and went….did you? did you just make that up? and it took so much out of me to tell her it was cole porter rather than going “mhhmmm and there’s plenty where that came from. i’m about to rhyme camembert with fred astaire so strap in bitch.”
Allan Sherman – You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie
Listening to this vinyl album this morning – comic genius. Allan Sherman was the Weird Al Yankovic of the 1960′s.
Along with laughter, this song will give you a little fractured history on the French Revolution.
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i keep trying to write poems but instead i just listen to the first three tracks on seven swans over and over
Wow.. she has such a way with worms…
must a sport be entertaining to watch? 