write warrior cats fic

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unopenablebox:

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You know somehow I knew this was coming and you laugh now but wait until I write a novella concerning Firepaw’s journey of sexual discovery and liberation.

i can’t believe that you’re acting like i wouldn’t be absolutey delighted to read your warrior cats fanfiction

With the gold medallion of his collar glinting like a small sun against his chest, Firepaw sat with his lean orange body draped over the top of the fence. In the forest beyond, birds flitted through the dappled shade and disappeared among the branches, only to reappear. However, because he was a cat, Firepaw had no sense of object permanence, and so to him it seemed that birds were being obliterated each time they left his sight and that new birds were created from nothing whenever they reentered his field of view. Intrigued by this, he at length set out for the trees, where, for the rest of his short life, his hunting habits contributed to the nationwide decline of the migratory bird population, while his unchecked breeding increased the population of ThunderClan because the shitty two-legs in this neighborhood have evidently never heard of trap-neuter-release (TNR) programs.