Decision Making
Aries: “It can’t be that bad of a decision if I don’t end up on fire”
Taurus: “I’ve calculated this to plan, everything should go exactly right unless somebody else interferes and ruins it”
Gemini: “I am good at making decisions, I make countless a day…I can always just change my mind back”
Cancer: “What would my dead ancestors think of this??”
Leo: “I trust my instincts over anybody else – including myself”
Virgo: “My brain’s risk assessment program has concluded a 2% of success and 98% chance of disaster but you can expect better odds than that in life”
Libra:
Libra: “I need to make a decision”
Brain: “Okay”
Libra: “What one do I choose?”
Brain: *plays memory box cinematic masterpiece of every bad, humiliating, or unfortunate choice she has ever made in her life*
Libra: “Okay”Scorpio: “If I am wrong then I will sit here and wait for the whole universe to converge and prove it to me”
Sagittarius: “Its 5 o’clock somewhere….”
Capricorn: “Have I really calculated and planned for every variable? What am I missing? Plan for the worst, hope for the best. Will this have a long term implication on my future or career?”
Aquarius: “How will this decision change the course of my future? The earth’s future? The universe? The sun? The galaxy? Time and space and eternity… how….?”
Pisces: “Will anybody be hurt? Will everybody understand why I made this choice?… wait … what was I deciding about again..”
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the moon signs
aries: brash, honest. you are impatient and you don’t like it when people lie, or are passive aggressive. you are straight forward, and initiative.
taurus: emotions are pretty steady, for the most part. you feel at your emotional best when the five senses are being stimulated (correctly).
gemini: your emotions are always changing. you love to just let go and have fun with your friends, and you feel uncomfortable exposing your emotions to others.
cancer: your emotions are felt very deeply. you don’t like sharing your emotions, and you enjoy being around the people you consider family, or just being alone.
leo: you feel the need to be praised and recognized for your generosity. your emotions are dramatic, and you feel like you’re living straight out of a movie.
virgo: you’re very picky, especially about yourself. you want to help others with their problems, and you rarely ever feel good enough. you’re also very intelligent.
libra: you love to be around people. you feel at your best when there is no conflict involving you. you don’t really understand your emotions, and you over analyze them.
scorpio: your emotions are felt extremely deeply and dramatically. you very rarely share your emotions, and you can be quite passive aggressive.
sagittarius: you love traveling, and feel at peace when you are surrounded by different cultures. you’re very blunt with your emotions, and you don’t let things get to you that much.
capricorn: you’re very caring, and you want to do what’s best for you and your loved ones. you may be hungry for power, and you may not like to show affection depending on the rest of your chart.
aquarius: you feel like nobody will accept you for who you are. you love to give, and you’re also stubborn. you may over analyze your emotions.
pisces: you’re sensitive to other people’s emotions. you’re sensitive, and compassionate. you may be shy, but you might also victimize yourself, whether you realize it or not.
weed is a taurus
Things The Signs Aren’t Good At
ARIES: resisting impulsive urges, controlling their attitude
TAURUS: resisting the urge to buy items they find aesthetically pleasing, thinking fast
GEMINI: keeping their mouth shut, talking about their emotions
CANCER: not jumping to conclusions, controlling their mood swings
LEO: listening to the advice of others, owning up to their issues
VIRGO: receiving criticism, accepting changes
LIBRA: saying “no”, making decisions
SCORPIO: opening up about their feelings, letting go of the past
SAGITTARIUS: committing to a project, replying to messages
CAPRICORN: relaxing, expressing themselves
AQUARIUS: connecting with others emotionally, living in routine
PISCES: accepting reality, staying calm
haha christ i just realized i was raised by a scorpio and an aries
Signs as Adam Rippon quotes
Aries – “Sometimes I might meet people and they might just not like me, not want to get to know me. And that’s okay. They’re boring as hell anyway.”
Taurus – “I’ve learned from every setback, proudly own up to my mistakes, grown from disappointments, and now I’m a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.”
Gemini – “I say I really like my slutty costumes. It’s, like, tongue in cheek. But I do, I really like my slutty costumes.”
Cancer – “The other day I was joking to one of my friends. He was like, ‘You’re kind of everywhere right now.’ I was like, ‘I know; I’m America’s sweetheart.’ He laughed in my face.”
Leo – “I can’t explain witchcraft. I just feel like I’m coming into my own. I’m confident in who I am and what I’m doing. I’m just having a great time.”
Virgo – “Nobody loves me as much as I love me; so I guess I’ll just be my own Valentine tomorrow.”
Libra – “I was recently asked in an interview what its like to be a gay athlete in sports. I said that it’s exactly like being a straight athlete. Lots of hard work but usually done with better eyebrows.”
Scorpio – "I’m like a witch and you can’t kill me. I keep coming back every year, and every year I get better.”
Sagittarius – “I’m going to go to Target, and I’m going to get a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc Oyster Bay with the twist top. Yeah. Uh-huh. Immediately. You can come right over. I live like 15 minutes from LAX and we can just have a day.“
Capricorn – “Maybe if this were my fifth Olympic Games, I’d say, ‘Oh, I wish it were like this, or like that.’ But honestly, at this point in my life, if they said, ‘Here’s your opening ceremony outfit,’ and then handed me a piece of rope and some broken sticks and a trash bag, I’d be like, ‘IT’S GORGEOUS. I’LL MAKE IT WORK.”
Aquarius – “I might not be the best, but I’m the most fun. I’m going to skate my heart out.”
Pisces – “With everything going on in the media about me this Valentine’s Day I don’t want people to get distracted and forget how beautiful I am (on the outside).”
must a sport be entertaining to watch? 