anakin skywalker: woah, sweet saxophone
obi-wan kenobi: mmm. i am very proud of it
anakin skywalker: play some sweet licks, dude
obi-wan kenobi: the jedi code specifically forbids ‘sweet’ as well as ‘tasty’ licks in regards to saxophones
anakin skywalker: come onnnn, kick out those tunes, man
obi-wan kenobi: anakin, let me show you how a passionate jedi handles a saxophone
obi-wan kenobi: [smooth, overly polite jazz]
anakin skywalker: this sucks

bidoof:

counter point: smaller han

As ever the best jedi remains qui gon for engineering a disaster that would ruin the universe but dying before he had to face any consequences for his actions

hellotailor:

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

the most important tlj question: what do you think about porgs

pipistrellus:

A coward’s furby

pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

[philosophically] we all got a chicken duck woman thing waitin for us

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

sjwpanderer:

>on luke skywalker’s ship
>check out his itunes library
>literally only one song
>Lana Del Rey – Ride
>almost 30,000 plays

leia-regina:

Person: Only 15 days until The Last Jedi!! How are you feeling??

Me:

https://unopenablebox.tumblr.com/post/167131585809/audio_player_iframe/unopenablebox/tumblr_oxrbfcapBd1u2t8x2?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sccs.swarthmore.edu%2Fusers%2F01%2Fbnewman%2Fsongs%2Fmusic%2FYehudiMindTricks.mp3

animatedamerican:

filkyeahfilk:

I was raised in a desert country
Where the sun burns double and it seldom rains,
So we drew our water from the meager trickle
In the narrow places that became our chains.

Then a cry for rescue was heard in the wasteland,
In the plain disguise of a restless stray,
And this revelation at the edge of freedom:
You have to lose your bearings to find your way.

“Yehudi Mind Tricks” by Benjamin Newman, a gorgeous Jewish interpretation of Luke’s narrative in Star Wars.

Chords, lyrics, and mp3 are all available on Ben Newman’s website.

hey jumblr: check this out

(also, bonus points if you can identify the source of the melody)