I visited my best friend last weekend and they had a Chewbacca birthday card on the end table that kept catching my eye and making me progressively more irritated, ‘cause the size and framing of it made it look exactly like Laura Palmer’s portrait from Twin Peaks.
obiwan probably used his lightsaber on someone in that cantina every week or two and everyone was just used to it. no questions or suspicion its just the cuckoo hermit cutting people up with a laser sword again. if you ask him where did he get a literal fuckin lightsaber he tells a new ridiculously complicated and unlikely story every time. its whatever. much more intolerable is how he’s been demanding the senior discount since he turned 40
i was gonna make a joke post using this image because i have one these cards from when I was a kid but just look at it
none of it is funny and they just took no effort into making it. the signature makes it seem like he’s a robot, i don’t know what coruscant, yavin 4 means (did they just take two random planets?) restriction is Luke????
must a sport be entertaining to watch? 