This is weird but my favorite asmr video is a guy supposedly drawing and sketching the viewer and then when he shows the finished sketch its Obi Wan from Attack of the Clones

luke’s outfits, rated

cephalotodd:

desert poncho:

wow incredible stunning talented showstopping… 10/10. even more powerful when paired with desert chic bucket hat and goggles 30/10

desert #2:

good i like it. powerful pose. baby gay in search of adventure but he knows you gotta be cute. solid start i like the loose shirt… artistic AND practical. 10/10

yellow jacket:

he’s clearly copying the brown pants + boots look from han but he’s using the yellow jacket to make it his own! revolutionary 10/10

beige brilliance:

this is the gayest possible way to hold a gun i love him…. 10/10

dagobah more like gaygobah:

toying with tasteful twunk looks…. look at those biceps. 10/10

return of the jedi aka

i just.. just look at him. go out and buy a new gucci suit just to face down your estranged dad what kind of gay goals.. icon. 10000/10

best pilot in the galaxy:

can you believe he invented the colour orange? wow. thank you. 10/10

dramatic like my father before me:

the moody gaze off into the distance… 10/10

forest frollicking:

the caption for this was “mark hamill as the wonderful luke skywalker” and i am inclined to agree. ponchos were literally invented to be worn by this man. 10/10

depression robes:

he may be in exile but that doesnt mean he cant look good!! 10/10

bonus: ooooh he fucking did that you know he did!!!

okay i cant find a pic of it but you know what im talking about!!!!! the haircut harking back to his days as the galaxy’s most iconic twink ever to wear a bowlcut… the 600 thread count black suit.. you KNOW before he went to that battlefield he astral-projected into the runway at space fashion week and pirated the latest ralph lauren number in a tasteful matte black. incredible. i love luke. 1000000000/10

imnotstandingstill:

Remember that time George Lucas casually inserted the dialogue “you’re shorter than I expected” when Anakin Skywalker encounters General Grievous in Episode III, indicating that he had never seen him before? And then they made a tv show set *before* those events and Dave Filoni had to spend 6 seasons doing narrative backflips to keep these two, the main protagonist and a major antagonist, from ever meeting face to face? Because of one throwaway line? Remember that?

I do. It’s my favorite goddamn obscure Star Wars trivia please put it on my fucking gravestone.

redwoodriver:

obiwan IS canon

i wrote a poem

about this

here it is:

MACE WINDU TRANSFORMING MECH POEM

He’s got a sword in each hand.
The swords glow purple
and that’s important.
That’s how you know he matters,
that he’ll get one last long fight
with the world’s worst person
before dying. We’ll see the whole thing:
no cutaways to a woman
and her useless obstetrician,
no long shots from a puppet war,
and three squid aliens killed first
to show he’s serious.
This is what comes after.
After he is betrayed and killed
and left to fall through the skyline in shocks—
when the camera cuts away
so he might fall forever—
something of him is found and made anew

like the enemy he was told to seek once,
though he keeps, at least, his face,
the trappings of honor, some sign
of the man in dark robes.
In all his metal newness a message:
You might have been hollowed out.
You might feel that everything once part of you
is missing, even your legs proportioned wrong,
at any time you might fold in on yourself
and cease to be human,
and still there will be something left:
someone on your arm to follow you.
A part like your own body that
in untranslatable sound
says you are not
at the last
left alone.

bipolar-bubbeleh:

gaypriori:

thisobscuredesireforbeauty:

Carrie Fisher

and Mark Hamill.
Source

i literally thought this was a photo from like… a lesbian archive before i read the caption

same

cienie-isengardu:

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.

railroadsoftware:

there will never be a more iconic film scene than the scene where obi-wan goes into a 1950s american diner run by a fat italian american alien to do a weird mockery detective movie about a sleeping dart that he retrieved from a bounty hunter hired by a bounty hunter and then in the background is greedo from the first star wars for no reason. it’s like. that level of film making will never ever ever come again.