motomenorahkent:

motomenorahkent:

A prequel series that slowly but steadily stops making any sense. At first there are minor continuity errors, but only to the degree that could be put down to imprecise language or misleading statements in the original, then gets worse and worse until by the final episode the main character of the original series has never been born, the antagonist is already dead, and the worldstate is totally different from how it was at the start of the original

I was watching Clone Wars and thinking how fucking funny it would have been if in one episode Anakin just fucking died

garashirs:

garashirs:

garashirs:

one of my favorite tropes of all time is when the author tries to replace curse words with a more ‘family friendly’ alternative or invent new words for worldbuilding purposes but they use existing words that make the whole thing unintentionally hilarious out of context

like these absolute gems, for example

bidoof:

When I was growing up, people always used to tell me, “Kid, some day you’re gonna make a great scale of reference for whether the person standing next to you is actually them or if it’s a slightly taller doppelgänger of that person.” But I want to be more than just somebody else’s scale of reference. So much more…

Han Solo, Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)