bashir: “i can’t believe you’re not pressing charges….they broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!”

garak: “ah, but i got off several cutting remarks, which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.”

i had a more elaborate caption but GAY. THIS IS GAY. “i prescribe 😉 a strict regime of exercise 😉 starting immediately 😉 😉 ;)” i know that technically she’s encouraging kira to dick down the holosuite-generated trill man of her choice but also: bullshit. inaccuracies in the historical documents. this is gay.