Alden Nowlan — Great Things Have Happened

allyourprettywords:

We were talking about the great things
that have happened in our lifetimes;
and I said, “Oh, I suppose the moon landing
was the greatest thing that has happened
in my time.” But, of course, we were all lying.
The truth is the moon landing didn’t mean
one-tenth as much to me as one night in 1963
when we lived in a three-room flat in what once had been
the mansion of some Victorian merchant prince
(our kitchen had been a clothes closet, I’m sure),
on a street where by now nobody lived
who could afford to live anywhere else.
That night, the three of us, Claudine, Johnnie and me,
woke up at half-past four in the morning
and ate cinnamon toast together.

“Is that all?” I hear somebody ask.

Oh, but we were silly with sleepiness
and, under our windows, the street-cleaners
were working their machines and conversing in Italian, and
everything was strange without being threatening,
even the tea-kettle whistled differently
than in the daytime: it was like the feeling
you get sometimes in a country you’ve never visited
before, when the bread doesn’t taste quite the same,
the butter is a small adventure, and they put
paprika on the table instead of pepper,
except that there was nobody in this country
except the three of us, half-tipsy with the wonder
of being alive, and wholly enveloped in love.
 

andhishorse:

bemusedlybespectacled:

pitbullmabari:

buffyboleyn:

you know what’s the WORST thing about Catholicism existing in the Disney Cars universe? that means there’s probably a Cars version of Anglicanism, because Car Henry VIII of England wanted to annul his marriage to CARtherine of Aragon, who couldn’t give him a male Car heir (note: I have no idea how cars reproduce in the Cars-verse, nor what …parts… they need to be socially assigned Male Car at Car-birth…). but when the Car Pope wouldn’t let him, Car Henry VIII separates England from the Church of Vrrooome and married his lover, Car Anne Boleyn. and after Car Anne Boleyn couldn’t give him a Car Boy either, Car Henry VIII has her beheaded, and in the Cars-verse, I think that looks like a giant French buzzsaw swooping down to chop Car Anne Boleyn in half like a hamburger bun at her windshield and side and rear windows, and then Car Hemnry VIII gets Car fat 

whyd i havta see this fuckin post

okay but like

car martin luther nailing his 95 theses to the garage door of wittenberg church

car puritans. just. the concept of car puritans.

how can we have cotton mather’s “sinners in the hand of an angry god” if cars don’t have hands?

sinners in the glove compartment of an angry god