We were talking about the great things that have happened in our lifetimes; and I said, “Oh, I suppose the moon landing was the greatest thing that has happened in my time.” But, of course, we were all lying. The truth is the moon landing didn’t mean one-tenth as much to me as one night in 1963 when we lived in a three-room flat in what once had been the mansion of some Victorian merchant prince (our kitchen had been a clothes closet, I’m sure), on a street where by now nobody lived who could afford to live anywhere else. That night, the three of us, Claudine, Johnnie and me, woke up at half-past four in the morning and ate cinnamon toast together.
“Is that all?” I hear somebody ask.
Oh, but we were silly with sleepiness and, under our windows, the street-cleaners were working their machines and conversing in Italian, and everything was strange without being threatening, even the tea-kettle whistled differently than in the daytime: it was like the feeling you get sometimes in a country you’ve never visited before, when the bread doesn’t taste quite the same, the butter is a small adventure, and they put paprika on the table instead of pepper, except that there was nobody in this country except the three of us, half-tipsy with the wonder of being alive, and wholly enveloped in love.
you know what’s the WORST thing about Catholicism existing in the Disney Cars universe? that means there’s probably a Cars version of Anglicanism, because Car Henry VIII of England wanted to annul his marriage to CARtherine of Aragon, who couldn’t give him a male Car heir (note: I have no idea how cars reproduce in the Cars-verse, nor what …parts… they need to be socially assigned Male Car at Car-birth…). but when the Car Pope wouldn’t let him, Car Henry VIII separates England from the Church of Vrrooome and married his lover, Car Anne Boleyn. and after Car Anne Boleyn couldn’t give him a Car Boy either, Car Henry VIII has her beheaded, and in the Cars-verse, I think that looks like a giant French buzzsaw swooping down to chop Car Anne Boleyn in half like a hamburger bun at her windshield and side and rear windows, and then Car Hemnry VIII gets Car fat
whyd i havta see this fuckin post
okay but like
car martin luther nailing his 95 theses to the garage door of wittenberg church
car puritans. just. the concept of car puritans.
how can we have cotton mather’s “sinners in the hand of an angry god” if cars don’t have hands?