snake-fingers:

Hey @perisnoop

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wack.

but only if you’re flexible enough

da-pun-master:

i’ve found it. peak meme.

prudencepaccard:

the-grey-tribe:

elzebrook:

via https://twitter.com/pls_b_nice_2_me

@prudencepaccard

claustrophiles:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I love dumb in-jokes that only have meaning between two people but last months or years. Referencing them seems to reinforce intimacy and shared history.

tag this with some phrases that only have meaning between you and certain close friends

apple-a-la-mode:

lmaonade:

haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all

haters will see you and be like i dont really like that guy

thoodleoo:

i accidentally got cerberus and the sphinx mixed up in my head and created a scenario in which, if you wanted to go to the underworld, you had to answer cerberus’s riddle, but every time the riddle was just ‘who’s a good boy,’ and now i’m mad that that’s not actually how greek mythology goes

thyrell:

a-anom:

e-seal:

sailorbrazil:

when you die you enter a white room with god and the devil and vriska

Why’d you say vriska twice?

really like this reply because it doesnt clarify if vriska is synonymous with god,or the devil,and it leaves interpretation up to the reader

actually, the second vriska was you

snakegay:

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire