pipistrellus:

Me: what if feanors oath was just one of those parasitic fungi or whatever

Gogol: oh my god

Me: I love the part in the silmarillion where maedhros climbs the highest piece of grass he can find and tries to get a cow to eat him so that the oath can complete its lifecycle

kaylapocalypse:

phoneus:

autistic-winter:

fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves. when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves

THE ELF SUPERIORITY COMPLEX REMAINS A VITAL MORAL OF THE SPECIES DESPITE UNIVERSE I SEE

That is so fucking funny

gurguliare:

i dreamed i was thingol and i wanted to install more eyes into beren to make him more “radially symmetric”

earendil-was-a-mariner:

and then Frodo tweeted out a picture of him holding the ring, and Sauron saw that his location was tagged as Sammath Naur, and realized that Frodo was by the lava, and his stared at his screen and yelled. But his anger cooled as he texted the Nazgul to fly there,

#why didn’t you fucking put a transmitter in the one ring so you could track it #if you liked it then you shoulda put a gps tracker on it!!#also: come on frodo’s twitter account has been locked since he left the shire #he only has 9 followers (the 9th is elrond)#(elrond shares his twitter account with bilbo and it’s hard to distinguish who made any particular tweet)#blog of the rings #uh anyway I’m really interested in the history of why melian invented the internet (garden-ghoul)

super serious steven universe discourse is embarrassing, which is why i recommend discussing things that are actually real, such as the events depicted in The Silmarillion. My position is that Feanor Was Right.

decadent-trans-girl:

this, but post-ironically