AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
justin timberlake is brand name spray cheese and solo liam payne is supermarket own-brand spray cheese. nobody wanted either but one is still really trying to be the other
i don’t know what it is about one direction that lets their personalities slot absolutely perfectly into any group of five, but it would be a waste of that magical power and my free-ass time if i didn’t alert you to it, in the form of the 5(6) main characters of the good place. are you watching the good place? you should be. thanks
elounor shellstoplinson
a dirtbag with a heart of… well, okay, probably not gold, probably something like a fake metal coloured “rose gold” that you can pay someone sketchy looking at the mall to paint your iphone with. elounor is a little selfish, a lot impulsive, and if there’s chaos happening, they’re probably at the center of it. mischievous, flirtatious, loud, brash, hot – elounor’s got it all. if only they could find a haircut to properly flatter their face.
“If a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there’s always something you can gnaw through.”
must a sport be entertaining to watch? 