help ive got a terrible hashtag unavailable older woman in a position of authority problem and i don’t know any music that i can just listen to and die until it goes away. any recommendations? help obi wan kenobi ur my only hop

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so @sadbadanddangeroustoknow has already adeptly covered some of the most #critical and
characteristic uowipoa moods (giddy, wistful, and upside-down smiley
face), so i thought i’d add my contribution:

mood: fucked aaaallllll
the way up

the songs come in flavours ranging from desperate to pining to bitter. similar caveats about pronouns apply. and i personally have no problem appropriating what are clearly #uowipoa songs from male singers, but just cut out the lemonheads and the buzzcocks if that’s a bridge too far for you.

little-brisk:

more things from my inbox backlog. literally the only thing i can think of is sleater-kinney’s ‘buy her candy’ which if you can only think of one is a pretty good one to think of but followers help this person and also me, where r the #uowipoa tunes at 

your wrists – julie sokolow
i knocked on your door/i knocked on
your door/is this the type of thing one takes medicine for?/you know a
girl for every name/and i know maybe four

ever fallen in love (with someone you shouldn’t’ve) – the buzzcocks
ever fallen in love, in love with someone/you shouldn’t’ve
fallen in love with?

bit part – the lemonheads
i want a bit part in your life/a walk-on would be fine

waltze of the tennis players – meg baird (fraser & debolt cover)
the reason i get so upset when you talk this assuredly/is where on earth is this leading?

constant cravingk.d. lang
constant craving/has always been

better go – mal blum
you look a lot like me/but remiss the oft anxiety/sated, and i wish that i was

the big u – the blow
i know one day/your love story with him will
probably take you away/and i’ll cry, yeah/but i’ll do it in the way i
heard the therapist say/it’s not just sad, it just feels

the con – tegan and sara
a million hours left to think of you and think of that

habits (stay high) – tove lo
i gotta stay high all the time/to keep you off my mind

i don’t want to get over you – the magnetic fields
i could listen to my therapist/pretend you don’t exist/and not have to dream of what i dream of

i could never be your woman – white town
so much for all your
highbrow marxist ways/just use me up and then you walk away/…well i
guess what you say is true/i could never be the right kind of girl for
you/i could never be your woman

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bonus, if you think you’re up for it: any of tori amos’ live covers of the police’s “wrapped around your finger”

help ive got a terrible hashtag unavailable older woman in a position of authority problem and i don’t know any music that i can just listen to and die until it goes away. any recommendations? help obi wan kenobi ur my only hop

little-brisk:

sadbadanddangeroustoknow:

little-brisk:

more things from my inbox backlog. literally the only thing i can think of is sleater-kinney’s ‘buy her candy’ which if you can only think of one is a pretty good one to think of but followers help this person and also me, where r the #uowipoa tunes at 

some of these have male pronouns because i have become Very Adept at just ignoring the pronouns where they are problematic. 

part 1: mood: giddy

venus – anais mitchell
i’m not making any kind of plan, i just wanna see her face again

bad reputation – kelly clarkson
i never should have looked into your eyes; now everybody’s gonna see how i feel

sledgehammer – fifth harmony
if you could take my pulse right now it would feel just like a sledgehammer

timebomb – tove lo
i couldn’t decide if you were the most annoying human being i’d ever met or just the best thing that ever happened

break free – ariana grande
thought on your body, i came alive, it was lethal, it was fatal

part 2: mood: wistful

i’m on fire – tori amos
got a bad desire 

into you – ariana grande
i’m so into you i can barely breathe

caramel – suzanne vega
it won’t do to think of cinnamon and long for you

linger – the cranberries
you got me wrapped around your finger

part 3: mood: [upside down smiley face]

genesis 30:3 – the mountain goats
i will do what you ask me to do because of how i feel about you

froot – marina and the diamonds
i’ve been saving all my summers for you

about the boy – little mix
if you’re a test i’ve got the answers

alone with me – cher lloyd
if you wanna go to heaven i’ll take ya

sweetie – carly rae jepsen
anything you want, [girl], i can make it happen

coda:

when i needed you – carly rae jepsen
sometimes i wish that i could change, but not for me, for you

this is hardcore