Tag: judaisms

cephalotodd:

magneto is so fucking cool and gay and iconic and dramatic i wish he was my grandfather. he shows up at my house for my birthday by slamming the doors open with his brain and he tells everyone he loves me, his favourite gay grandson n he puts my present on the table (its in a box thats 3x bigger than any of the others), overturning three bowls of my various aunt’s salads in the process, then he dramatically floats away over the lawn

brainstatic:

It’s Purim, which means we celebrate a victory the best way we can: through maximum pettiness. Haman was a relatively obscure figure who lived 2500 years ago, and for the crime of fucking with us we still to this very day make cookies out of his stupid hat.

valencing:

so exodus says that aaron stretched out his hand over the waters and the frog came up and covered the land of egypt and while english translators usually render “frog” as “frogs,” today at shul the rabbi challenged us to consider whether it could in fact have been one giant frog so we spent literally forty-five minutes arguing about whether there were swarms of frogs from the beginning or rather a single monstrous godzilla frog that split into multiple frogs once people started trying to destroy it and the congregation got so worked up that even after we’d sung aleinu and were heading out of the sanctuary people were still excitedly debating the moral implications of one frog versus many so what i’m trying to say is @judaism never change