thetransintransgenic:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

minerfromtarn:

shinyhappygoth:

positive-memes:

Bee cute furry face

“what an attractive bee”

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Look at them!

Look how good they are!

CUDDLE THIS BEE”

@twocubes

bananapeppers:

venus flytrap catching swallowtail butterfly fascinator

i hate this VERY BIG LOUD fly in my room and wish i did not have to see hear or think about it

literalliterature:

@unopenablebox Will you accept fanart instead?

twocubes:

people who see aliens who look like arthropods in movies like 90% of the time: these are scary, incomprehensible, and they probably have some kind of hive mind which is even more scary. we can never learn to communicate or live with them. if they harm us at all they must clearly be eradicated and we will never form an attachment to them.

beekeepers, according to this book i’m reading, apparently: this swarm of bees is my friend and i love them. all week i look forwards to being able to be among them and just hang out. i just feel so calm around them, yknow? sometimes they sting me though, haha. i used to have two hives but one of them died last winter because we had a cold snap and i cried for a week straight.

new favorite brand of humor:

nausicaaharris:

mixing different kinds of scales, such as:

The Scoville-Schmidt scale, for measuring how many wasps you can eat

The Schmidt-Fujita scale, for measuring wasp storms

The Kinsey-Kardashev scale, for measuring how gay a civilization is

The Mohs-Scoville scale, for how measuring hard a pepper is

The Mohs-Kinsey scale, for measuring how glam you are

The Kardashev-Scoville scale, for measuring how civilized a pepper is