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Remember that time George Lucas casually inserted the dialogue “you’re shorter than I expected” when Anakin Skywalker encounters General Grievous in Episode III, indicating that he had never seen him before? And then they made a tv show set *before* those events and Dave Filoni had to spend 6 seasons doing narrative backflips to keep these two, the main protagonist and a major antagonist, from ever meeting face to face? Because of one throwaway line? Remember that?
I do. It’s my favorite goddamn obscure Star Wars trivia please put it on my fucking gravestone.
women, femmes, bottoms, and twinks
things perceived as twink
If y’all don’t fucking stop conflating bottoms and femme gays with women I’m gonna lose it
i was assigned twink at birth but i transitioned to butch so i could oppress bottoms and femmes
and then Frodo tweeted out a picture of him holding the ring, and Sauron saw that his location was tagged as Sammath Naur, and realized that Frodo was by the lava, and his stared at his screen and yelled. But his anger cooled as he texted the Nazgul to fly there,
#why didn’t you fucking put a transmitter in the one ring so you could track it#if you liked it then you shoulda put a gps tracker on it!!#also: come on frodo’s twitter account has been locked since he left the shire#he only has 9 followers (the 9th is elrond)#(elrond shares his twitter account with bilbo and it’s hard to distinguish who made any particular tweet)#blog of the rings#uh anyway I’m really interested in the history of why melian invented the internet (garden-ghoul)
I saw a guy do a burlesque number to werewolf bar mitzvah on saturday night which is an experience I’m having difficulty assigning any positive or negative value to
must a sport be entertaining to watch? 