
Tag: godbox
okay.
franklin i can’t count this one off for some reason i’m not sure why sorry.
playlist: OP SIDED WITH POPE CLEMENT VII EVEN THOUGH KING HENRY VIII HAS THE DIVINE RIGHT BUT GO OFF I GUESS LMAO
You’re the worst person I know.
“No Children”–The Mountain Goats
I hope I lie, and tell everyone you were a good wife/And I hope you die
“Real Friends”–Kanye West
Fuck the church up by drinking at the communion
“Turn The Lights Off”–Tally Hall
All good devils masquerade under the light
“Irreplaceable”–Beyonce
Because you was untrue, rollin’ her around in the car that I bought you
“Under My Skin”–Jukebox the Ghost
England has a way of getting under my skin
“Canticle Of The Turning”–Trad.
Your very name puts the proud to shame
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

In the Beginning God Said Light
and there was light.
Now God says, Give them a little theatrical lightingand they’re happy,
and we are. So many of usdressing each morning, testing
endless combinations, becoming in our mirrorsmore ourselves, imagining,
in an entrance, the ecstaticweight of human eyes.
Now that the sun is sheeringtoward us, what is left
but to let it close infor our close-up? Let us really feel
how good it feelsto be still in it, making
every kind of self that can belooked at. God, did you make us
to be your bright accomplices?God, here are our shining spines.
Let there be no more dreams of beingmore than a beginning.
Let it bethat to be is to be
backlit, and then to be only that light.—Mary Szybist

Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: ‘No One Is A Good Boy’
SEATTLE, WA—Responding to his owner Matt affectionately calling him a
“good boy” for fetching a stick, local Calvinist canine Rupert
reportedly reminded him that “according to the Scriptures, nobody is a
good boy.”“We’ve been over this, Matt. We’re all corrupted—every one of us,”
Rupert reportedly said to his owner after stopping mid-stride to address
the glaring theological error. “How can you call me a good boy when we
have all been marred by the effects of sin?”According to witnesses, the dog went on to lecture his owner for
several minutes, stressing how easy it is to forget who we really are in
light of God’s blinding holiness and our desperately fallen nature.“Do not call me a good boy—I am a depraved wretch,” he added before picking up his stick and continuing to play.


