god – must a sport be entertaining to watch?

bitterpunktrash:

I was actually kinda close to accidentally changing my name to my spouse’s dead name months before meeting them, which I’m pretty sure we all recognize as a plot of one of the best Transsexual Seinfeld episodes

George: We were hitting it off, and then she tells me her name. *pause*
Jerry: Well? What was it?
George: It was my dead name, Jerry!
Jerry: What are the chances?
George: What are the chances, Jerry?!?!

blairlenore:

I’ll Stand By You: The Letters of Sylvia Townsend Warner and Valentine Ackland, ed. Susanna Pinney, pp. 15-16

argumate:

it makes evolutionary sense!

flowerinhisheart:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

jeans on. titties out. eating a mcmuffin, listening to fleetwood mac…all, at the fine time, of 6:30 am

joansmoriarty:

me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid*
me @ me:

shiftythrifting:

Bought this one

pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

glamor-pants:

my dad was just like “ISNT THIS… RUDOLPH’S NIGHT???” out of nowhere to me and then looked out the window as though he would somehow discover the answer by doing so

my father has an even more precarious understanding of christmas rituals than i do

happy rudolph’s night to all my christian followers

tis the season