Tag: food

BAD NEWS EVERYONE: i learned that the almond milk version of the world’s most overpriced bubble tea does NOT make me sick, AND they’ve extended their hours to be open until 11 or midnight every night

i absolutely cannot do this. and yet

oh wow i am gonna just…. die

by which i mean: idiot, life ruined by discovery of mold on bag of bagels which it knew were past sell-by and should not have made any plans around, is unable to come up with a second option at 1AM, resigns itself to life of humiliation

also i am not done with homework bc i am not. good at making myself mark offbeats on many many lines of poetry.

ALSO i said something dumb earlier today and im still embarrassed about it bc it was stupid

i am literally not even hungry, i am in pain, that is a different experience and i am so annoyed that my brain is conflating them in this particular manner

NO clue why i feel sad/wanna float out of my body. doesn’t make sense. some hypotheses:

  • ate fried rice (??)
  • tired
  • don’t want to go to this lecture/exhibit for class (i love exhibits but im terrified of actually encountering an artist, especially a real good political activist genius artist when i am an extremely stupid baby)
  • alone in room
  • not getting my work done (more likely a symptom)
  • not actually a very interesting person; unsatisfied with own efforts at “art”
  • can’t have $6 bubble tea with almond milk in it every day of life
  • lonely again but a weird subset of it where i miss having crushes
  • lonely but because i can’t have that one thing that i should never try to have again anyway
  • tired

😇💔🎉🐭😑

😇: Every single interaction we’ve had so far has been positive.

💔: You’ve disappointed me before. 

yeah don’t worry i’ll be meaner to you going forward. i know you need me to make fun of you more or else your hydoxylases can’t make enough collagen and your gums start bleeding.

🎉: I get really happy when I see positive personal posts from you, even when I don’t fully understand the context! you live in my room what more context could you possibly need

🐭: Please be kinder to yourself. i’ll have u know i ate like four entire meals today

😑: -__-

fuck dude.

it sure is

soselfimportant:

one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy