Mules are an interesting mostly forgotten little thing
Fun fact: There was an ongoing Wikipedia editing dispute from 2009-2010 about whether the sentence “After World War II, mules fell on hard times” should remain in the “Mule” article.
i can bake bread now without having to look at a recipe– i know the proportions for how i like a loaf, and i can do it by feel. i made a very good wheat/mixed loaf just tonight and i had several slices with loads of butter and the peach spread i made. i am feeling extremely happy about it that’s all
peach butter
get 5 or 6 ripe peaches & peel. (easiest way is to bring a pot of water to a rolling boil; boil peaches for 30 sec; plunge them into cold water. should come off pretty easy.) pit them. stew in slow cooker or maybe roast at a low temperature for about two hours. let them cool a bit and puree. add cloves, cinnamon, ginger, allspice, cardamom, vanilla, however much you’d like, also sugar to taste, probably some lemon juice. slow cook again, 3 or so hours, or simmer on your stovetop until reduced. very very good
this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on
the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.
(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)
the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter
or dodging. that works too.
also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors
WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.
FLYYYYYYY
I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!
IT GOT BETTER!!!
Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.
Here enjoy.
oh my god please watch this video
“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”
one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now
must a sport be entertaining to watch? 