Tag: companion cube

thetasteoffire:

elspethsunschampion:

coded:

so i was flipping through this weird world religion book published by a company called “extreme for jesus” that i’ve had since i was a teenager and i got to the table of contents and did a double take

they have mtg in here as an occult RELIGION i’m actually dying

wizardsmagic are you holding out on us?

dark richard garfield, show me the occult power you and bobby salvatore having been hiding from me

@friskymcbaddecisions

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astrolocherry:

♡ Capricorn needs an Aries in their life so they can be the role model that they needed for somebody else, so they can be refreshed and regenerated

♡ Capricorn needs a Taurus in their life to devise grand schemes with, to make money with, find ways to develop and generate capital in each other’s talents

♡Capricorn needs a Gemini in their life so they get asked multiple questions they cannot answer that revitalises their curiosity and gets them motivated to learn and know

♡Capricorn needs a Cancer in their life to see the world from the other side of the mirror, to create divine unity 

♡Capricorn needs a Leo in their life to engage in the competition of who can do it better, to make sure they are always on their game and speculate their far ranging dreams, visions, and desires with 

♡Capricorn needs a Virgo in their life to rest assured that if they don’t know or can’t find the solution that someone can

♡Capricorn needs a Libra in their life so they can experience a moment of peace, so they can enjoy the pleasure and rewards of their labour 

♡Capricorn needs a Scorpio in their life so that they have somebody who can see the visible and invisible hard work that they are put through

♡Capricorn needs a Sagittarius in their life so their appetite for life is revived, so they have someone that gives them the faith to set their most high-flown ambitions 

♡Capricorn needs an Aquarius in their life so they get shown that there is something more to life and themselves than what society and people expect of them

♡Capricorn needs a Pisces in their life to have their worries and concerns soothed in the way they have always needed, to feel like they are being taken care of by a force larger than themselves 

-C.

35, 40, 41, 47

literalliterature:

literalliterature:

Ayyyyy thanks so much for asking anon!

“35. Floral pattern lesbian or tie dye lesbian?”

I very rarely wear anything tie-dye anymore and think it looks kind of tacky so I guess I choose floral patterns by default.

“40. Pink hair or blue hair lesbian?”

I’ve seen people pull both of really well but I think imma go with blue just because I prefer the color in general.

“41. Maple syrup lesbian or berry syrup lesbian?”

I FUCKING LOVE BERRY SYRUP HOLY SHIT.

“47. D E S T R O Y her at MarioKart or let her win lesbian?”

There are no fucking alliances in MarioKart. I will send your ass cascading into the oblivion that is the outskirts of Rainbow Road while playing as Waluigi.

@unopenablebox I’ve been staring at your rude-ass reply for like five straight minutes trying to figure out what you’re referring to and I can’t concentrate on class as a result. I think it’s either that I called tie-dye tacky or that Waluigi is my go-to in MarioKart.

wrong and wrong although the latter is also a bad take

there are several persons of my acquaintance for whom i feel great and terrible pangs of affection; in the normal course of things, i would of course turn to my blog to vent these feelings, but! alas! in a moment of weakness i permitted these persons to follow my blog. would it be wrong to speak my feelings and conceal the subject? is it for this that the “sideblog” was created? am i doomed to dwell alone with my treacherous heart, without even the succour of three to twelve “likes” per post?

theblogofthecourtier:

Ah, fair anon, I feel indeed the pain of your position! For I have consulted the lady of my best acquaintance, who saith: 

“Ah, fool that I was to love a mutual! fool that I was to follow a friend! for in truth there can be no comfort from the body of my followers; for, the mutual that I love being kind and generous of spirit would surely follow me if I said that I had a sideblog for speaking of the affairs of my heart.”

“Alas,” I said, “is there no cure for the kind anon who asked me for aid?”

“None,” said she. “For I myself have a sideblog for when the sorrow and melancholia grow too great; but I have kept it wholly secret, and so, when I do cry out the pain of my heart there, I have no one to tacitly acknowledge my sorrow even with a ‘like’. And, having mentioned in the past, my foolish heart and its foolish desires, with little concealment of their object, I cannot even make the announcement now.“ 

“Must my anonymous friend suffer entirely?” I asked. “Can you give no succor?" 

"I have turned to the paper journal myself,” said my lady. “One’s troubles appear less troublesome when written out in blue sparkle gel pen. It is true that there can be no input from friends and followers; but it is secret to yourself alone. If that is not enough, one could turn to another platform; for I, having mentioned my twitter name here, dare not speak of my love even there; but if you have not, twitter may help you." 

And so, my good anon, I fear that there is little aid for you; for I know that what you need is commiseration, and without followers, that is hard indeed. Have you a trusted offline friend to whom you could unburden yourself? 

My lady hath asked me to wish you the best of luck; for she too feels that Cupid hath struck her with the arrows of a fruitless love.