Tag: box opener

ok i’ve actually wronged you all terribly by chickening out of posting the third shirt i bought yesterday, and which i am actually wearing today, at this very moment

also i did have to retake my school ID photo today, and i did wear this shirt on purpose for it

so every few days or so, my roommate and i can hear extensive squeaking from the room above us; it tends to be for odd-seeming durations, or at weird times of day, but, you know, we’re in a dorm, people fuck, whatever

but not tonight. tonight it is a LOUD, SLOW KNOCKING as though they are…. rapping their knuckles firmly and repeatedly against the floor or wall? i know, bedframes, but– there are no other sounds, no squeaking, it is too slow and subtly irregular to be any sex act of which i am aware or that makes any damn sense, it has gone on for a long time but with weird elongated pauses, what…… does this mean

harridanford replied to your post “eyo secret ultrapersonal sideblog time, time to make an ultrapersonal…”

If you wouldn’t mind! I’m not sure the status of the physical form of meeting. If not, that is totally fine too!

oh yeah no to clarify: you and i originally met on tumblr, actually i think we were friends on tumblr for like five years (????) before we ever interacted irl, what is material is whether you knew me in real life before tumblr which we patently did not

eyo secret ultrapersonal sideblog time, time to make an ultrapersonal sideblog, as the last one lies dry and cold with the corpse of my abandoned previous blog and once again i have secret terrible things to say

i am making it to contain like… two pieces of information, but those two pieces will produce a lot of posts as they churn relentlessly thru my consciousness! so, you know, it’ll be fun, you can enjoy liking the posts i make at first regularly and then once every few weeks or so as i remember less and less often that it exists until eventually it stops altogether or i find new sources of secret thoughts and the cycle picks up again. thus is the nature of the secret sideblog, we all know this

as before: mutuals only, specifically NON-met-irl mutuals only (some of u i do now Know In Real Life but like. if we met while i was in transparent grid form, rather than in a chemistry lecture, u can go for it lql), i maaay be somewhat more selective than this based on arbitrary and secret personal criteria entirely based on my own embarrassment at the potential content of the ultrapersonal sideblog so if for some reason  you ask and im like “actually no” it’s bc i think you’re too cool for me and don’t want to besmirch your opinion of me with my bad actual thoughts. this almost certainly won’t happen but i want to be clear that it literally will be because of me. obv i will still tw posts on there, etc, as normal by the way, ik some people don’t do that with the Secret Blogs but that is not my practice. for the moment this is more “positive/neutral but deeply embarrassing content” than, like, Heavy Shit but it probably will be heavy at some point bc well, you’ve all by now seen what the inside of my brain is like.

anyway uh drop me a message and/or reply to this post, i’ll reblog this one or two times probably for timezone reasons, also no worries if you’re like “no i currently have exactly the right amount of your secret thoughts in their current delivery mechanism” and opt not to ask, even if we’re, like, close. i will happily deliver my secret thoughts to an audience of one inattentive listener, if nec.