literally my doctor handed me an article entitled “the urgent need to reduce sodium consumption” and was like “i want u to ignore everything in this article except the list of the highest-sodium foods on page 2. eat them.”
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finally got my rite-of-passage high-sodium food prescription
time 2 raise my blood pressure 🍜🍿💉
i’m not really doing the performative egotism thing anymore, in that that’s something you do when you talk to anyone other than the three people who are already totally in love with you
like, i’ll get to revisit it soon, because graduating/grad school necessarily means a new group of people to confuse impress acquire be used by and then winnow down to the 1-3 actually interesting & kind people who i will incorporate into myself and love forever, which is the inherent life cycle of entering a new space, but it’s just funny to notice that i’m no longer routinely making jokes that hinge entirely on explaining, with deep sincerity, that i’m a fascinating genius
uh not to be Boring and/or Presumptuously Prescriptive but like. this really very much sounds like the sort of thing you should talk to a doctor about if you haven’t??? i mean, if the validation is useful: this is very much not par for the course!!
hskdjf listen you’re completely right, as it happens i have been to the doctor but “UH SEEK HELP” is what i would describe as the “objectively correct” response to this situation
like, in my case my doctor was like “here’s prescription-strength aleve for the cramps! let us know if you’re still bleeding in a week and maybe we’ll try to fix that? also you have pcos which is why this is happening. have fun!”
rn i’m just sort of in the stage where i’m like “so…. listen….. i’m glad we know what’s going on now, but i still can’t, walk places, so…………..”
i think i went too long without knitting, it’s good for my character to physically make objects
menstruation cw, health stuff, blood
so apparently i’ve been bleeding nonstop for an entire month (as of tomorrow). hooray. anniversaries
so like. probably i might. be anemic or something now? that might be why i get tired and short of breath when i walk three blocks, and why i sometimes just can’t……stand up
addendum to the lease you must be [name]
veronica as always you are a visionary and i am implementing your suggestions immediately
unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond my control (a very enthusiastically gender-affirming waiter repeatedly addressing me by the name written on the takeout order i was picking up), i now have the strongest positive gender associations with……. my roommate’s name
i just finished the s1 finale of riverdale and uh,
this is my OC, gunchie
new 2am fear mood i want to remove my ankles
must a sport be entertaining to watch? 