normal-horoscopes:

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: A man stands over the grave of painter Toulouse Lautrec with a shovel, a lantern, and a very bad idea.

Taurus: There is deep deep power is the jar of small frogs you have collected.

Gemini: The stars say you will encounter a friendly face today! Good luck finding the rest of the friend though.

Cancer: Using nothing but force of will you will shrink slightly today.

Leo: Today you will be struck with a sudden intense desire to smash your head through the nearest door. Stay your neck. The feeling will pass.

Virgo: Excellent news virgo! It is your day to roll around in the mud!

Libra: Soft white and angry red. Confused emerald. Aroused teal. Awkward chartreuse. Gassy mauve.

Scorpio: It’s group time! Make as many groups as possible. Assemble all.

Ophiuchus: The answer will come in metal sandals. You can’t miss em, they’re really loud.

Sagittarius: The stars say that there is material wealth headed your way. Extremely fast. Take cover.

Capricorn: give em a pat, a nice pat, right on the fuckin head

Aquarius: You can figure it out. Don’t trust me. Don’t trust yourself. Let go and see what happens with a mad gaze.

Pisces: Happiness is distraction.

twocubes:

nonbinary, lesbian, trans, and bi pride flags, constructed to be somewhat more visually distinct than the stripes ones (which is important, for people who have trouble w/ colors)

solomon’s knot, figure-8 knot, trefoil and different presentation of the trefoil, respectively.

the rainbow flag’s cool though? so i’m not suggesting any changes to that. the stripes make sense in making a rainbow…

twocubes:

people who see aliens who look like arthropods in movies like 90% of the time: these are scary, incomprehensible, and they probably have some kind of hive mind which is even more scary. we can never learn to communicate or live with them. if they harm us at all they must clearly be eradicated and we will never form an attachment to them.

beekeepers, according to this book i’m reading, apparently: this swarm of bees is my friend and i love them. all week i look forwards to being able to be among them and just hang out. i just feel so calm around them, yknow? sometimes they sting me though, haha. i used to have two hives but one of them died last winter because we had a cold snap and i cried for a week straight.

softtrade:

95% of the posts fighting abt pride on either side act like it’s this promised land and like not a vaguely mediocre party where you will probably run into at least one ex (or ex friend) and will most definitely run into at least 3 people you’ve talked to on some internet dating platform somehow

unopenablebox:

crazy idea: since i don’t actually have to finish all of this assignment now, but i do have to get more of it done tonight than what i have rn, what if, when i was stuck on one part of it…. i started doing a different part of it that i feel more confidently able to do

instead of just. sadly not making eye contact with the last 300 words of part 1 like i am somehow bound to write it all in exact chronological order

update: this was a great idea bc, as i somehow… forgot about, part 2 is entirely me pointing at various parts of reproductive science and going “hah! you thought this was [developed entirely for the benefit of cis cancer patients who risk infertility from chemo] but it is ALSO [potentially going to significantly benefit trans people esp. trans teens in an assortment of ways]”. and as it turns out that’s very fun to do

crazy idea: since i don’t actually have to finish all of this assignment now, but i do have to get more of it done tonight than what i have rn, what if, when i was stuck on one part of it…. i started doing a different part of it that i feel more confidently able to do

instead of just. sadly not making eye contact with the last 300 words of part 1 like i am somehow bound to write it all in exact chronological order