i’ve decided i’m making an unambitious soft lace cowl for project #1, worked flat, because i want low-commitment, lots of attention to my lace pattern of choice, and absolutely no shaping beyond what i find personally moving at the exact moment it becomes a question

this of course means it’s time for the difficult part where i stare at this knitting dictionary from 1973 and try to figure out which lace pattern i want. (the top image has actual contenders, the bottom is just for the glory of hyacinth stitch, which i will probably never use but love dearly)

brotoro:

stimman3000:

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Guys i just want you to know. Dont worry. I know it looks like he cut up the doggy but its not that simple… trust me

witch-power:

scarhaver:

scarhaver:

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

i want to be knitting again. i have a couple of skeins of dark grey wool blend sock yarn and it’s going to turn into something lace even if i don’t know what or how to start

honestly i spend so few nights getting a reprieve from [THE WANT] that i’m going to enjoy this one as much as i can. however i don’t want to pattern-match from this all the way into living at home again as a [THE WANT]-remover. [THE WANT] is better than living at home. [THE WANT] never yelled at me even onct, nor anyone else neither.

when im bored i like to look at fucked-up anime only pokemon badges

angelcroc:

candiikismet:

revolutionarykoolaid:

commie-thot:

fuckrashida:

mentholrubs:

beyoncé auditioning musicians for her all-female band (2006 bet performance)

my favorite era 😭

This is like so funny cause the entirety of her team is lesbians. She was living her best life back then

GHEY

I am LIVING