you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching
good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.
source: im jewish
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why is a woman with an avant-garde variant on the speaking to the manager haircut and too much eyeliner staring directly at me on this train
iβve now accidentally made eye contact with her like four times and sheβs just…..looking
Apology
i would like to apologise for the thought bubble containing a cartoon mouse in a dressing gown and nightcap who picked up a small plate with a candle on it, yawned and went to bed which appeared while you were telling me about all your problems
Sluguenda animations! πΒ
Added the fourth one π this makes me so happy! π
AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
Please put this on my dash everyday
my long term goal is to surgically remove parts of the inside of my mouth as an anxiety management technique




























