Remember, if I make a post that comes across as critical of a phenomenon in some manner, I’m personally attacking you and your interest in it, and whatever it is, it’s now illegal.
yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me
I’m going to buy a copy of the New York Post for the first time in my life and frame it to commemorate the greatest headline in the history of journalism
I went to do tashlich and this asshole goose swooped in and ate all the bread and looked at me with this smug-ass expression BUT the joke’s on him bc he ate all my guilt, I am Cleansed and he is a Guilt Goose
must a sport be entertaining to watch? 