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posting is an inherently authoritarian act. by forcing you all to look at my terrible content every day, i am imposing my authority on all of you, oppressing each and every one of my followers. i will not apologise

i’m @ LAX and first i bewildered the pre-check person by saying i was traveling with [chinchilla]— she looked between us a few times in confusion and then said to him “oh, you want to travel with your brother!” which is a new one
then i had to go through the scanner twice because apparently they read me as male, noted “chest anomalies”, and then heard my voice, asked if i’d wanted to be scanned as male or female, and then sent me through again when i said female to avoid a pat down
so uh on the one hand just the barest glimpse of the gnc travel dystopia in which people evaluate your body for Danger and Categorizability
on the other hand i “”pass”” “”sometimes”” and getting read as [brothers] instead of [relationship word static] feels very uh gay rite of passage and is kind of hilarious since of course we look nothing alike
When you know you’re the baddest bitch in your class discussion thread on blackboard dot edu




