On Venus, Have We Got a Rabbi!

bathearst:

You like dust storms? That’s a dust storm. If you don’t like dust
storms, you shouldn’t come to Venus. It’s all we got in the way of
scenery. The beach at Tel Aviv we don’t got. Grossinger’s, from ancient
times in the Catskills, we don’t got. Dust storms we got.

But you’re saying to yourself, I didn’t come for dust storms, I
didn’t come for conversation. I came to find out what happened to the
Jews of the galaxy when they all gathered on Venus. Why should this shmendrick,
this Milchik the TV man, have anything special to tell me about such a
big event? Is he a special wise man, is he a scholar, is he a prophet
among his people?

On Venus, Have We Got a Rabbi!