hi tumblr! today is a good day!!!!

didn’t need to get my eyes dilated, thrillingly, so i can still look at things; and then i had a very fun time at bed bath and beyond because i never told you all this but i am actually 55 and incredibly boring. now i am the proud owner of a paper towel holder and also some wine glasses.

and it’s actually nice out! i’m probably not like, going to go outside, but that’s still good. just generally.

The Codeless Code: Case 234 Ozymandias

stumpyjoepete:

Both funny and poignant:

I chanced upon an ancient cache of code:
a stack of printouts, tall as any man,
that in decaying boxes had been stowed.
Ten thousand crumbling pages long it ran.
Abandoned in the blackness to erode,
what steered a ship through blackness to the moon.
The language is unused in this late year.
The target hardware, likewise, lies in ruin.
Entombed within one lone procedure’s scope,
a line of code and then these words appear:
# TEMPORARY, I HOPE HOPE HOPE
The code beside persisting to the last—
as permanent as aught upon this sphere—
while overhead, a vacant moon flies past.

The Codeless Code:
Case 234 Ozymandias

ssjgssjgoku:

“AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! stop cutting pennies in half!!!” the bank teller angrily shrieked from behind the bulletproof glass partition as i did exactly that by using an industrial grade hedge lopper while snearing smugly. “i’d like to see you try,” i taunted, cutting an entire dime into two halves of one dime. “AHHHHHHH!!!! i’m so mad!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” the teller cried while clutching his head, tormented by my cruel cleaving of coins