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kramergate:

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

standupbard:

not to put too fine a point on it… but some of you fuckers need to make a little birdhouse in your souls. just saying

oh this is like, bearable pain levels but only just
searing stabbing whole abdomen also lungs back i kind of hope i black out, fuck

thedogist:

Tetsuo, Italian Greyhound (4 y/o), Front & John St., New York, NY • “His name means ‘Iron man’ in Japanese. He gets very cold without his jacket.”

xenosmorch:

you dweebazoids can make as many eldrich horrors and weird clowns as you want. im using the emoji builder for its truest purpose

trapinch

mmilhouse:

mmilhouse:

calvin onion suit

calvin onion suit…

hmmm post-flu shot full-body aching and stomach distress and nausea and also tinnitus????? i…. no, actually

sabertoothwalrus:

your assigned pokemon kin

your age + the day you were born x the month you were born

the total is your pokedex number

mine is Marowak

it’s possible that i like tumblr because i really like seeing other people’s thoughts and how they think and feel about things. this is also why i will read like 300 pages of an unknown person’s longform personal-and-knitting blog from like 2014. this is also why i hate facebook, because everyone on there is so annoying and doing weird uninterpretable heterosexual status games instead of perfectly logical and transparent gay status games, so i wouldn’t be able to figure out what they’re like even if they weren’t unbearably annoying

anyway that wasn’t the point of this post. the point is that every time i reach the last place i read on my dash i get really lonely

straightboyfriend:

iam a dumb ass & an idiot & the sexiest person in target