Author: unopenablebox

I’M MAKING SHORT RIBS

i couldn’t figure out what kind of liquid you’re supposed to add so i did half broth half red wine? plus thyme sprigs AND rosemary sprigs. now it is in the oven forever

also ideally i would be serving it with polenta but i don’t know how…. to make polenta…. and also we don’t have any and im in too much pain to go to the grocery store today. so we are instead having the most mashed potatoes. so many


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thecringeandwincefactory:

socialistcokehead:

white on white
translucent black capes
back on the rack
bela lugosi’s dead

God this is such an Eternal Banger.

turing-tested:

the-clockwork-crows:

turing-tested:

i could wear a pronoun pin but like i personally feel that strangers dont get to speedrun figuring out what i actually am. they gotta do the hard work themselves and theyre just lucky i dont carry a gameshow buzzer around to press when they get it wrong

This feels. Unnescarily adversarial. I’m not going to question how you personally want to present yourself, but this seems just so. Needlessly making an enemy out of people

oh, no, let me be perfectly clear, if you’re cis and you look at me in public you are already my enemy from the moment you perceived my physical form