sayitwithsarcophilus:

elizabitchtaylor:

kkarmachameleon:

gowns:

sordidwhore:

the post about how the beach boys would beat the beatles in a fight is the best example of Performative beatles hatred i can think of. it’s just common sense + a value-neutral statement of fact that the beatles would beat the shit out of the beach boys

it would be 4 men with incredible powers of tunnelvision teamwork and viciousness versus a team of soft confused men and a rabid mike love

mike love is the wild card but if they got him first the rest would either run away or faint. or possibly high five the beatles for knocking out mike love.

sorry but the beach boys would beat the beatles in a fight. that’s facts hon

Based on what factors, exactly? You’re telling me some clean cut suburban California boys are going to beat up four working-class Liverpudlians who spent their late teens and early 20s playing strip clubs for German mobsters and lighting condoms on fire? 

The only thing I’ll disagree with is Mike Love being the rabid one. He is an arrogant jerk, but also a coward. The only Beach Boy who could stand up to the Beatles is Dennis, and he’d go down after a few rounds of Ringo’s pummelling.

The Shangri-Las would wipe the floor with all of them.